{"product_id":"midnight-night-shades","title":"Midnight Night Shades","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis might actually be the final piece of the puzzle. The one that takes you from mere mortal to, dare we say, demi-god. Your graceful steps upon the heads of the riff raff will elevate you to the upper echelon. The 1%? No, that is not you. You are the 1.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\n\u003cp\u003eEach pair are custom painted by the man, Chuck Mumford, himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Night Shades\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\r\r\n\u003cp\u003eWhat will you do in the clear lenses? Here are a few ideas: Biking at night, skating at night, rollerblading at night, running at night, zombie flash mobs at night, bars at night, flexing at night, flossing at night, burning trash at night, tagging your grandmother's porch at night, creating insightful poetry at night, contemplating string theory and the ramifications of non-individualized particle relationships at night, soldering.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant: We need your photos with The Night Shades.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Post your photo to Instagram, tag @pit_viper and #nightshades and you just might make it on our website (which is obviously the biggest thing that has ever happened to you).\u003c\/span\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\n\u003ch2\u003eDemand Respect \u0026amp; Authority. \u003c\/h2\u003e\r\r\n\u003ch6\u003ePut them on and let the world be jealous. \u003c\/h6\u003e\r\r\n\u003cp\u003eOh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\r\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMilitary grade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\r\r\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\r\r\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eOptimal peripheral vision.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\r\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre we going to back up our product? Of course.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\r\r\n\u003cdiv\u003eYeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:\u003c\/div\u003e\r\r\n\u003cdiv\u003eSend us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. \u003c\/div\u003e\r\r\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheck out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pitviper.myshopify.com\/pages\/warranties\"\u003ewarranty page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pit Viper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40422409699363,"sku":"midnight-night-shades","price":58.41,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/4781\/0339\/files\/IMG_1683.jpg?v=1714503197","url":"https:\/\/www.moto101.co.uk\/products\/midnight-night-shades","provider":"Moto101uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}